Disgruntled Iguana

You do not have to lie.

I know you did.

flailspace:

SuperGerald the Iguana, saving the people of Australia with his Super-Disgruntling and Mega-Ulta-Psychic Powers!

…This is surprisingly accurate. Good job, fleshbag.

• Question: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is bettysheenQQ121275 - Anonymous
• Answer:

  HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN APPROACH ME, FLESH BAG. I’LL EAT YOU FROM THE TOES UP! 

  …I have to start at the toes because iguanas are not that tall.

retrosprinkles:

I like what I’m wearing, I like feeling pretty, so STOP trying to make me go back to living in jeans and hoodies especially when you used to complain about me living in jeans and hoodie.

I am sure you look very pretty.

I am equally sure that fangs would help change this person’s opinion too.

Obviously this is Gale's fault: I see no reason to pay attention to anyone ever.

disgruntlediguana:

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

You’re all really boring and just, pfft.

Whatever.

I have a lot of very important things to be doing.

I’m not pining.

I don’t pine.

I’m an iguana.

We have better things to do.

Not sour about Her ignoring me.

Good.

Because I would bite many people for you if that is what you wanted.

Just so you know.

(via applejackisbestpony)

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

You’re all really boring and just, pfft. 

Whatever.

I have a lot of very important things to be doing.

I’m not pining.

I don’t pine.

I’m an iguana.

We have better things to do.

Not sour about Her ignoring me.

That’s stupid.

Whatever.

GERALD!

Chelsea!

I missed you while I was in Argentina!

Are you alright? Is there anyone I need to bite?

I have very sharp teeth. 

You don’t need to bite anyone I promise!

And I missed you too!

How have you been?

Have I got any rivals?

If I have rivals, I will bite them.

My teeth will sink deep into their ankles until they learn that you are *my* …pink fleshy girl-thing and they should find their own who has not already got an iguana.

It is good that I do not have to bite anyone for being mean, though.

I do not like it when people are mean to you.

(via applejackisbestpony)

retrosprinkles:

disgruntlediguana:

You’re all really boring and just, pfft. 

Whatever.

I have a lot of very important things to be doing.

I’m not pining.

I don’t pine.

I’m an iguana.

We have better things to do.

Not sour about Her ignoring me.

That’s stupid.

Whatever.

GERALD!

Chelsea!

I missed you while I was in Argentina!

Are you alright? Is there anyone I need to bite?

I have very sharp teeth. 

(via applejackisbestpony)

You’re all really boring and just, pfft. 

Whatever.

I have a lot of very important things to be doing.

I’m not pining.

I don’t pine.

I’m an iguana.

We have better things to do.

Not sour about Her ignoring me.

That’s stupid.

Whatever.

• Question: YOU ARE CLASSY!
  I'M SORRY GERALD!
  IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME THEN SHE WON'T LIKE YOU! - i-am-the-butterfly
• Answer:

  …that is a threat.

  I may not be six feet tall and made of pink stuff, but I understand a threat when I hear it.

  Or read it.

  Whatever.

  Hmph.

  …I’ll think about it.

• Question: Totally classy.
  -rolls eyes- - i-am-the-butterfly
• Answer:

  -hisses-

  I am classy!

  Go away, pink fleshy thing!

  I don’t like you anymore.